Idioteex » Wedding http://idioteex.com Tue, 31 Jan 2012 06:16:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.6 en hourly 1 Humorous Wedding Accessories That Make Your Guests Laugh Out Loud http://idioteex.com/2011/02/humorous-wedding-accessories-that-make-your-guests-laugh-out-loud/ http://idioteex.com/2011/02/humorous-wedding-accessories-that-make-your-guests-laugh-out-loud/#comments Sun, 27 Feb 2011 08:49:51 +0000 admin http://idioteex.com/2011/02/humorous-wedding-accessories-that-make-your-guests-laugh-out-loud/ Humor

Weddings can surely bring tears to people’s eyes. It is one moving and inspiring event that makes us want to cry. When we see the bride walking down the aisle, we cannot help but reach for our handkerchief and dab the tears welling up in the corner of our eyes. When the father of the bride and the bride dance together or when the mother of the groom makes a speech, any spectator can easily be touched.

But weddings are not all about weeping. Many modern couples want to incite laughter as well. This can be achieved with the use of humorous wedding accessories that can make your guests laugh out loud. Here are some examples of this kind of wedding accessory.

Funny Fashion Apparel

1. T-shirts – Make a statement with t-shirts with printed funny texts. These shirts are ideal to use during the engagement party, bridal shower, rehearsal dinner, or bachelor’s (or bachelorette’s) party. To have this kind of shirts, you can buy wedding transfer iron on sheets that are available in many online wedding apparel stores.

• “The Bride is Mine” t-shirt
• “I Survived my Stag” t-shirt
• “I Stand Up For Brides” t-shirt
• “It’s all about Me” t-shirt

2. Flipflops – The pair of black and white “Just Married” sandals is the perfect footwear for the couple getting married at the beach or those who have tropical or Hawaiian themed wedding. The nice thing about this pair of flip flops is that it leaves the words “Just Married” imprinted on the sand when you walk on it.

3. Hats – Couples can be playful with the choice of hats they use for the wedding day or any party or gathering relevant to this occasion. The Brushed Cotton Twill Crusher Hat, Wedding Party Denim Crusher Hats, Bride & Groom Cowboy Hats, and the “Bride” Angora Down Brim Hat are just few of the many funny options that the couple can use as head wear.

Comical Wedding Décor and Favors Aside from personal accessories, decorative accessories and wedding favors that are funny in nature are also available to spur some laughter among the guests attending the wedding.

1. Table napkin – There are stylized personalized napkins available in various online wedding stores. You can have your initials printed on them or have a funny quote like “We are tying the knot (around our necks!)” or “Here comes the bridezilla, all dressed in white!” Of course, when choosing comical quips to put on the napkin, check with your partner if he or she is up to it, as you would not want to offend anyone with the text prints on the table napkin.

2. Cake toppers – In lieu of the tradition wedding cake topper, funny cake toppers are making their way to the hearts of many couples. Some of the funniest cake toppers we have seen include:

• “Princess Bride Kissing Frog Prince” cake topper
• “Cell Phone Fanatic Bride and Groom” cake topper
• “Golf Fanatic Groom Mix and Match” cake topper
• “Still Shopping Message Mix and Match” cake topper
• “Western Lasso Interchangeable” cake topper
• “Love Pinch Bridal Couple” cake topper

3. Wedding favors – Give away a memento that will not only serve as a souvenir for your wedding but also something that can elicit laughter from your guests.

• Novelty Popcorn Carton (with prints like “He popped the question” or “Topped with love”)
• “Sole mates” mini shoe polisher
• “We clicked” mouse pad
• “Love is cool” heart shaped mint candies

These humorous wedding accessories can surely turn your wedding day into a fun event that people will surely remember for a lifetime.

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Humorous Wedding Toasts – The Guide to a Humorous Wedding Speech http://idioteex.com/2010/10/humorous-wedding-toasts-the-guide-to-a-humorous-wedding-speech/ http://idioteex.com/2010/10/humorous-wedding-toasts-the-guide-to-a-humorous-wedding-speech/#comments Fri, 29 Oct 2010 15:03:35 +0000 admin http://idioteex.com/2010/10/humorous-wedding-toasts-the-guide-to-a-humorous-wedding-speech/ Are you worried that you won’t be able to write out humorous wedding toasts for your daughter’s wedding? Just follow the tips and tricks that I will list below, and you will be able to write your wedding toasts fast and easy. Do not be nervous anymore, allow me help you with your problem. Read on and you will see.

When I learned that I was going to make speeches and toasts for my daughter’s wedding, I was also anxious and a little terrified. I was so anxious that I was not able to sleep months before the actual wedding. I was distressed because I have no practice in writing anything since I graduated school years and years ago.

Good thing I looked online for some tips and guides online. I was able to find some useful guides that I used to write my toasts. You too can write humorous toasts by doing the following.

Do not use hundred dollar words. Unless fancy words works into your comedy, avoid using dictionary words as much as you can. Since your audience will be of varied educational background and attainment, you want your speech to be understood by your general listeners.

Using thesaurus words will alienate some of your audience, and they won’t even laugh at a joke they don’t understand. For example, you can’t tell a medical joke if you are among lawyers. It is just not the audience for it.

Write short sentences and populate your paragraphs with up to 4 to 5 sentences. The shorter the joke, the bigger the laughs. You can’t have a 5 minute setup and then land a lame punch line. If you do that, all you will hear are groans or polite giggles.

Write your single thesis statement or theme and stick with it all throughout your speech. If you have a theme, your speech will be cohesive, coherent, and succinct. Brevity is the key to humorous wedding toasts.

Use colorful language when telling your anecdotes. Use the old creative writing mantra of show, don’t tell. You can use metaphors and strong imagery to engage your listeners at the onset. Painting a picture with words are the best way to stir your audience’s imagination.

Lastly, when you finished writing your speech, you have to rely on another person to rehearse your speech. You really have to deliver your toasts with the presence of another person so your speech or toasts can be critiqued in real time by a non-partisan ear.

I followed all of these advice and I wrote good speeches and humorous wedding toasts for the event. If you need more information, or just more tips and guides to speech writing, then head on over to http://www.weddingspeechesforall.com

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How to Come Up With Wedding Ceremony Humorous Readings http://idioteex.com/2010/09/how-to-come-up-with-wedding-ceremony-humorous-readings/ http://idioteex.com/2010/09/how-to-come-up-with-wedding-ceremony-humorous-readings/#comments Sat, 11 Sep 2010 15:05:22 +0000 admin http://idioteex.com/2010/09/how-to-come-up-with-wedding-ceremony-humorous-readings/ One part of the wedding which I’m always excited about is during the reception.  No, I’m not just excited about the food.  I’m also excited about the readings and speeches that the important participants are going to recite.  Some prefer to make their own while some copy straight from the Internet.  The tone used is usually serious.  However, there are those who choose to recite wedding ceremony humorous readings.

Though many people prefer the traditional wedding ceremony readings, the humorous ones are more appreciated today.  This is because the traditional wedding readings are mostly studded with old English language.  A serious tone will most likely lose the attention of the guests in a matter of minutes.  Worse, the guests may not listen at all as it was one of the readings was already recited in many weddings.

The attention of the guests is better taken when the readings are humorous.  Also, humorous pieces attract almost everyone who is in attendance.

Wedding ceremony humorous readings are easy to find if looking for the right places.  You can come up with an original or you can copy apart from available sources.  Here are some resources where you can scour for humorous bits for the ceremony:

· Poetry

Poetry is one of the ultimate sources of wedding readings.  However, not too many people know that there is poetry that is also humorous.  Take a look at poetry books which are about love and romance.  You’ll find a verse or two which will be humorous enough to share in the ceremony.

· Movies

Quoting lines coming from movies also make good humorous wedding readings.  It may be from a romantic/comedy movie that you watched recently.  The key is to be keen in every line delivered in the movie.

· Songs

The most available source of humorous readings is songs.  Songs are heard everywhere.  Listen to the radio or play a lot of mp3’s.  You’ll always find something humorous to quote.

· Jurisprudence

Uncommon as it may sound, reading from jurisprudence is also a great choice. A group of highfaluting words will initially capture the attention of the guests.  The sooner they realize that it’s too much to comprehend, they’ll end up finding the entire reading meant not to be completely understood by them.

Reciting something interesting in a wedding ceremony will be quite a task.  Why not capture everyone’s attention wedding ceremony humorous readings?  Make it memorable and at the same time, entertaining for everyone.

To your beautiful wedding!

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How to Come Up With Wedding Ceremony Humorous Readings http://idioteex.com/2010/09/how-to-come-up-with-wedding-ceremony-humorous-readings/ http://idioteex.com/2010/09/how-to-come-up-with-wedding-ceremony-humorous-readings/#comments Sat, 11 Sep 2010 15:05:22 +0000 admin http://idioteex.com/2010/09/how-to-come-up-with-wedding-ceremony-humorous-readings/ One part of the wedding which I’m always excited about is during the reception.  No, I’m not just excited about the food.  I’m also excited about the readings and speeches that the important participants are going to recite.  Some prefer to make their own while some copy straight from the Internet.  The tone used is usually serious.  However, there are those who choose to recite wedding ceremony humorous readings.

Though many people prefer the traditional wedding ceremony readings, the humorous ones are more appreciated today.  This is because the traditional wedding readings are mostly studded with old English language.  A serious tone will most likely lose the attention of the guests in a matter of minutes.  Worse, the guests may not listen at all as it was one of the readings was already recited in many weddings.

The attention of the guests is better taken when the readings are humorous.  Also, humorous pieces attract almost everyone who is in attendance.

Wedding ceremony humorous readings are easy to find if looking for the right places.  You can come up with an original or you can copy apart from available sources.  Here are some resources where you can scour for humorous bits for the ceremony:

· Poetry

Poetry is one of the ultimate sources of wedding readings.  However, not too many people know that there is poetry that is also humorous.  Take a look at poetry books which are about love and romance.  You’ll find a verse or two which will be humorous enough to share in the ceremony.

· Movies

Quoting lines coming from movies also make good humorous wedding readings.  It may be from a romantic/comedy movie that you watched recently.  The key is to be keen in every line delivered in the movie.

· Songs

The most available source of humorous readings is songs.  Songs are heard everywhere.  Listen to the radio or play a lot of mp3’s.  You’ll always find something humorous to quote.

· Jurisprudence

Uncommon as it may sound, reading from jurisprudence is also a great choice. A group of highfaluting words will initially capture the attention of the guests.  The sooner they realize that it’s too much to comprehend, they’ll end up finding the entire reading meant not to be completely understood by them.

Reciting something interesting in a wedding ceremony will be quite a task.  Why not capture everyone’s attention wedding ceremony humorous readings?  Make it memorable and at the same time, entertaining for everyone.

To your beautiful wedding!

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