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Inspirational motivational speakers become indispensable when meetings become events where motivation is in short supply; the underachievers are pulled up; and competitors are lauded grudgingly for their successes. Keynote laughter speakers lighten up the atmosphere and put things in perspective in business meetings where big monetary figures are put on the tables; falling graphs are dissected to tiny atoms to be analyzed; and achievements are celebrated briefly only to facilitate the announcement of the next set of ambitious and sometimes over-ambitious business goals.

Meetings are seriously starved of humor. Insiders that are speaking at the meeting can never have the hold over the audience as trained corporate keynote speakers can, because they are always perceived either as bosses or sub-ordinates. In case the speakers from within the organization are enjoying their speeches, well in all probability, they alone have the privilege of doing so while the rest of the audience is struggling precariously to stay awake.

For meetings that do not have professional motivational humorous speakers, the typical scene is: the speakers and non-speakers as well as the achievers and the non- achievers all wait for the crucial lunch break, coffee break and the conclusion of the meeting. These breaks seem to be the highlight of the meetings with the intervening periods filled with rising emotions, boredom, drifting, and erotic thoughts. Ironic! But it’s true. Of course there are exceptions to his type of scenario. But the scenario described above is generally the rule.

Moreover, when fervent efforts at stifling yawns, changing sitting postures umpteen numbers of times, routine talks that seem like drones, and unenthusiastic applause; and all these laced with a staple solemnity seems to be the characteristics of a typical meeting, funny speakers become the desiderata in the scheme of things.  Read more...

One part of the wedding which I’m always excited about is during the reception.  No, I’m not just excited about the food.  I’m also excited about the readings and speeches that the important participants are going to recite.  Some prefer to make their own while some copy straight from the Internet.  The tone used is usually serious.  However, there are those who choose to recite wedding ceremony humorous readings.

Though many people prefer the traditional wedding ceremony readings, the humorous ones are more appreciated today.  This is because the traditional wedding readings are mostly studded with old English language.  A serious tone will most likely lose the attention of the guests in a matter of minutes.  Worse, the guests may not listen at all as it was one of the readings was already recited in many weddings.

The attention of the guests is better taken when the readings are humorous.  Also, humorous pieces attract almost everyone who is in attendance.

Wedding ceremony humorous readings are easy to find if looking for the right places.  You can come up with an original or you can copy apart from available sources.  Here are some resources where you can scour for humorous bits for the ceremony:

· Poetry

Poetry is one of the ultimate sources of wedding readings.  However, not too many people know that there is poetry that is also humorous.  Take a look at poetry books which are about love and romance.  You’ll find a verse or two which will be humorous enough to share in the ceremony.

· Movies

Quoting lines coming from movies also make good humorous wedding readings.  It may be from a romantic/comedy movie that you watched recently.  The key is to be keen in every line delivered in the movie.  Read more...

One part of the wedding which I’m always excited about is during the reception.  No, I’m not just excited about the food.  I’m also excited about the readings and speeches that the important participants are going to recite.  Some prefer to make their own while some copy straight from the Internet.  The tone used is usually serious.  However, there are those who choose to recite wedding ceremony humorous readings.

Though many people prefer the traditional wedding ceremony readings, the humorous ones are more appreciated today.  This is because the traditional wedding readings are mostly studded with old English language.  A serious tone will most likely lose the attention of the guests in a matter of minutes.  Worse, the guests may not listen at all as it was one of the readings was already recited in many weddings.

The attention of the guests is better taken when the readings are humorous.  Also, humorous pieces attract almost everyone who is in attendance.

Wedding ceremony humorous readings are easy to find if looking for the right places.  You can come up with an original or you can copy apart from available sources.  Here are some resources where you can scour for humorous bits for the ceremony:

· Poetry

Poetry is one of the ultimate sources of wedding readings.  However, not too many people know that there is poetry that is also humorous.  Take a look at poetry books which are about love and romance.  You’ll find a verse or two which will be humorous enough to share in the ceremony.

· Movies

Quoting lines coming from movies also make good humorous wedding readings.  It may be from a romantic/comedy movie that you watched recently.  The key is to be keen in every line delivered in the movie.  Read more...

What do most of us know about animals? The answer is very little. There are almost two million species of animals on this planet today and their continued survival after one billion years is testament to their endurance and brilliance. At one extreme they are the big cats and elephants that most of us are familiar with, to the unknown animals somewhere beneath the sea bed.

Animals are usually easy to distinguish from other forms of life because most of them have the ability to move. This rule works very well for most of the animals that live on the land but it is not always the case for those that live in water. Here they live in water and in some cases have trailing arms or tentacles that make them look like plants. A reliable way of identifying animals is by their basic biological features. Their bodies are composed of many cells and they have nerves and muscles that enable them to respond to the world around them. They get the energy that they need by taking in food.

Animals are highly complex and responsive compared to other forms of life. Even the most simplest of animals react quickly to changes around them, shrinking away from potential danger or reaching out for food. The animals that are able to learn from experience and are unique to the animal world, are those animals with well developed nervous systems. The worlds largest living animals, baleen whales can live up to 25 metres long and weigh 120 tons. At the other end of the scale are microscopic organisms and sub microscopic flies and beetles. These animals are so tiny that their weight is negligible but they still possess the body systems that are needed for survival.  Read more...