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If you are considering hiring a speaker for your next meeting or event, consider hiring a motivational humorous speaker. You can find s reputable motivational humorous speaker by using any of the most popular search engines such as Google, Yahoo and MSN. Most motivational humorous speakers will have a web site with video clips highlighting their style, content and overall general personality. Most of the site will list the speakers past clients, current engagements and pricing structure. as well as a pre-program questionnaire.

The pre-program questionnaire is the engine the drives the personalized content of the motivational humorous speakers program. You will want to ask the speaker if he/she intends to provide you with a program the offers high content coupled with capturing the look, feel and cultural aspects of your association or organization.

You should also ask the motivational huMotivational Humorous Speakers Bring More Than Laughs!morous speaker if he/she has done similar programs for clients like you. The speaker should also be a member of the National Speakers Association and/or the International Federation of Professional Speakers. These two organizations require their members to attain certain professional requirements in order to join. Usually the members have had to speak a minimum of 20 times for fee before they can join.

But the keys questions to ask a motivational humorous speaker before you hire them is what makes them unique and effective for your organization. Most motivational humorous speakers have a person story and message that they will impart and share with the audience. The motivational humorous speaker will then add a comedic or humorous tone to the message and customize it to your organization or association.  Read more...

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Mike Judge and Don Hertzfeldt have returned with another collection of incredible animated short films! This program brings together the best work from The Animation Show’s 2007 theatrical program and additional groundbreaking shorts, 17 in all. See the latest work from leading independent animators – Don Hertzfeldt, Mike Judge, Bill Plympton, Joanna Quinn and Pes! There’s an enormous array of great animation that’s rarely seen in the United States. We hope this forma… More >>

The Animation Show, Vol. 3

Jeff Foxworthy, of You Might Be A Redneck fame, relates a funny story about redneck humor. Upon arriving in New York City to further his career, he was told that he was funny – but he was repeatedly advised to drop the accent. The big audiences, they told him, wouldn’t like him with an accent.

Not only did he turn them down, he turned out to be right. Foxworthy, accent and all, is one of the funniest redneck humorists out there – and is currently the most successful funny man in the country. His albums have sold millions, his shows regularly sell out, he’s had two network television shows, movies, DVDs, and even a Sirius radio network dedicated to his trademark “blue collar humor”.

There are some significant differences between redneck humor and what you’d have to call New York humor, as there should be; both types of humor owe a lot to the cultures from which they came.

Redneck humor tends to poke fun at itself; New York humor tends to make fun of other people, often in an emotionally painful way.

Redneck humor relies as much on that slow, methodical delivery of the punchline as on the punchline itself. Other types of humor generally focus on the punchline or on shocking people.

Redneck humor tends to be gentle and, ultimately, loving. It pokes fun at cousin Curtis, who’s known to be kinda slow but still loved by the family. New York humor doesn’t have a lot of love for anybody. Many times, it doesn’t even like anybody else.

Redneck humor does not put on airs. It knows it’s redneck and is comfortable with that. In contrast, a lot of Saturday Night Live humor seems forced, faked, and contrived. It originates from pain instead of from love.  Read more...

Work is often associated with stress, and we know that stress is one of the main causes of illness, absenteeism, and burnout. Humor is a great stress reliever because it makes us feel good, and we can’t feel good and feel stress simultaneously.  At the moment we experience humor, feelings like depression, anger, and anxiety dissolve.

Humor and, its partner, laughter also reduce stress by activating the physiological systems including the muscular, respiratory, cardiovascular, and skeletal. In fact, we may even lose muscle control, as many of us have, when we laugh so hard that we fall down or wet our pants. Laughter has been labeled a jogging and juggling of the internal organs. When we laugh we feel physically better, and after laughter we feel lighter and more relaxed.

In addition, humor provides a psychological stress reducer as it snaps our thinking to another channel. Norman Cousins called it trainwrecks of the mind. One of the characteristics of humor is that it involves incongruity. We find things humorous when they are incongruous or mismatched. Good jokes guide us down one path only to suddenly track us onto another. The tracking is what we call the punch line. As we are tracked over, our thinking shifts and, in fact, breaking the mind set of the thinking leads to increased creativity.

Consider the story of the midwestern farmer crossing Harvard square searching for the library. He approaches a stately looking gentleman, who happens to be a Harvard English professor, and he asks, “Excuse me sir. Can you tell me where the library is at?” The professor looks somewhat disdainfully and replies, “At Harvard we do not end sentences with prepositions.” After a pause the farmer turns back to the professor and asks, “Well then, can you tell me where the library is at…Asshole.” In this joke we are guided down one path and suddenly tracked over to another. The incongruity is what we experience as humorous.  Read more...

Here are 5 ways and 5 sites that can help you watch anime online try some of these tips and enjoy.Trust me the answers is not always going to on the bigger sites lke youtube but remmber you are still going to have to “google it” if these 5 ways and 5 sites or tips dont work but i am going to try and not make that happen.Anyway, here we go.

                                             Five ways

1.first, make sure that you know what anime your looking for,Some people want to jump right into it when they don`t even have a anime to start with.

2.Now, remember that its possible that all of the episodes might not be on that one site,so you need to keep that in the back of your mind.

3 I would look for at least 4 of the episode before you start watching it , Trust me you do not want to watch the first five episodes and then you can not find the 6th episode so then you have to start googling it again that can take hours.

4.if you want the full effect of the anime feel try hooking your computer or laptop to a tv with a cable and get the real feel of it.(works better for people with a laptop)

5.most important find a anime that you like, you would hate to watch a anime online but, you real hate it .need help on finding a good anime

                                            Five sites

1. one site I would recommand is veoh.com these site has channels and much more I found most of the animes I wanted I hope this helps.

2.This site Anime seed.com has a great type of search engine and you can even download off of it.  Read more...